Top 10 Christmas Presents That Guys Hate

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TIE
I almost never wear a suit and tie and yet I have tons of ties, almost all of them presents from friends, acquaintances and family members too lazy and too unimaginative to buy me a real present. A tie is a default present fit only for loathsome creatures that you can`t stand.

A FRUITCAKE
I know two sisters who as a joke have been exchanging the same fruitcake as a Christmas present for six years. If there`s a nuclear Armageddon the only thing that will survive are cockroaches and fruitcakes.

SINGING FROG
I don`t want a singing frog, bear, dog, etc. Frogs are ugly and slimy creatures, and I don`t enjoy hearing the real ones croak. I certainly don`t want a toy frog serenading me with a godawful rendition of Jingle Bells.

COLOGNE
Real men only wear cologne when they are courting a lady or for weddings and other special occasions. We don`t enjoy splashing on cologne, don`t buy us a present we will only use twice a year. I still have a bottle of cologne that I got as a Christmas present ten years ago, and I`m sure it will last me for the rest of my life.

ANYTHING THAT`S KNITTED
I don`t want a knitted scarf, sweater or underpants. Don`t give me any handmade presents; I prefer something manufactured like an iPod or a laptop.

A POWER DRILL OR ANY OTHER TOOL
This is a manly gift that most guys would love to fool around with, but don`t be fooled. Buy your own tools, because if your wife or girlfriend buys you a tool she will expect you to perform all kinds of home improvement projects.

TICKETS TO THE OPERA OR BALLET
If your loved one presents you with tickets to the opera, you are pussycat whipped. This is proof positive that she considers you a measly wimp.

SOCKS
I have two pair of socks a black pair and a white pair, and that`s all any guy needs.

THONG UNDERWEAR
Ridiculous and uncomfortable apparel of underwear are for women and not men, that`s a basic law of nature.

A HANDMADE CHRISTMAS CARD
"Oh honey I couldn`t find anything good enough for you, I took the time to make this card to show how much I love you"
Bullfeathers, she hates you. Kind sentiments are for fools and women, guys love material things.

from: http://thesop.org/crazyworld/2008/12/05/top-10-christmas-presents-that-guys-hate

SteamBoat 10-Nov-09

steamboat... Finally we have our gathering...

Chee Look Here!

Eating...

Chatting..

Full

Empty Now...

Thanks to th Air-Con that we dont feel so hot..

Our Bill! Is Boss paying for this?

Promise to Have our Steamboat tonight

Today, 10-Nov-09, our dept gathering. We suppose to have our dept steamboat tonight....
Now, some things hipups
Boss - not going, last min got seminar (break promise)
Yo - sick, MC (get well soon)
Zu - Baby boy sick (get well soon)

HaPpy ChiLdReN Day!!!

HaPpY ChiLdReN Day!!!

Yo ppl! its our stock count today!!! jiayou jiayou..

this seems to be dying.. no one post anything here since may~ wenai's bth...

make this blog a bit more happening lei... shall post some photo den..

Wen Ai's Birthday, 20 May

Our lovely team member, Wen Ai's Bday is on 20 May. We bought her Agnes B bracelet for her as bday present.

Wen Ai, Happy Birthday!

"berani buat, berani tangong"

is this how it is spelt like??? haha. tikam,tikam yea?

thanks zu (:

:B, weic.

MAN UTD 1 - 4 LIVERPOOL

Boss, Liverpool won!!!! Hahahahahah! Truth is I didnt get to watch....I was asleep, taken medication for my migraine, felt sleepy and I slept the whole nite thru! Managed to watch the re-runs though!
Results so good...I dun mind watching it over and over again..............!

Zooryder

good the morning~

yo! ppl~

wake up wake up..

its sat today..

time to go out and enjoy ur weekendss forget the stress at work!

eLiN~

and i saw poooooh bearrrr~

Joke

三個吸血鬼到酒 bar
一個點了 濃血
一個點了 淡血
最後一個只點了 白開水
前面兩個問他為什麼?
他拿出衛生棉說 :
我有帶茶包 !!!

正在上基本教練時有一個大頭兵突然尿急 ,

所以就跑過去向班長說 :
" 報告班長 , 我想上一號 ."
班長若無其事地大喊一聲 :
" 一號過來 , 有人想上你 !"

一位病重的老人即將死去。

醫生認為已經不需要再隱瞞他的病情了，

便在巡房後來到老人的病床旁。

「你的病已經很嚴重了。」醫生告訴他。

「我相信你必然想知道事實，現在你還想見什麼人嗎？」

虛弱的老人點了點頭說：「是的！」

他用幾乎聽不見的聲音說：「我想看另一位醫生。」

某 太太在生了女孩後，不停

地求註生娘娘，希望下一胎是男孩， 結果她下一仍是女孩。

這太太不死心，仍繼續去祈求下一胎生 男孩，結果仍然生了女孩。

這太太仍不絕望，仍然繼續去求， 結果下一胎仍然是．．．

最 後這 太太受不了了：「我決定 了．．． , 我要換一間廟！」

結果這次她終於如願生了男 孩。

她的親朋好友問她：「到底是哪間的註生娘娘廟那麼靈讓 您生了男孩？」

答：「誰說我這次拜的是註生娘娘？我這次拜的是包公！」

My very own Pooh Bear....

Hey ya'll....I wanna show off my little terror, my youngest boy to the world!!!! Weighing at a cool 8.6kg and crawling on all fours.....here he is....Introducing my very own Pooh Bear!!!

Zooryder

Why teachers need that one month holiday while we don't‏

老師生平最痛苦的事情

１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆 ）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師 評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）

６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給 「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）

７、四下無人，不要從背後 拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦… ? 悎v記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）

８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…

９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）

１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）

１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。

１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。

Scandisk Service Centre In Sinagpore

Dear All,

please take note of the following details for the scandisk service centre:

Show Room :
Funan Digitalife Mall109 North Bridge Road,#05-K3, Funan Digitalife Mall,Singapore 179 097

SanDisk Service Center:
Tel : +65 6338 0129
210 Middle Road#07-04, IOI PlazaSingapore 188994

Servicing Hours
9.00am to 5:30pm Mon to Fri
9.30am to 1:00pm SatClosed on Sun & P.Holidays

Please bring your receipt and packaging with original Vector Magnetics Warranty Sticker for warranty claims

website that i got the information from: http://www.vector-magnetics.com/dealers.html

Fm: JojO

what's 'S' Team?
'S'weety?hahaha.
belated vday! especially to mr heah whos in kl,peeping, spying at other ppl's service centre (:
all the best in this year though.

wa! finally heah appear!

omg.. no one notice tat heah log in and blog wor!
hehe..
ehhh.. y lyk no one blog liao huh.. kinda sian liao isit..
later i shall upload or family photo.. un able to find it.. maybe carol darling save in other place.
hmm.. Valentines day is coming.. tis wk end!
wish everyone happy valentines.. =)

below is our family photo~

Thanx U & Huat Ah!!!!

Finally, Hee Hee appear in his blog :p

Wishing everyone a happy and prosperous Chinese New Year. Huat Ah !!!
I would also like to take this opportunity to thanx everyone for giving me
all the support in the past 9 months.

A BIG THANK YOU TO MY “S” Team

Gong Xi Fa Cai

Jeez!! I really hope dats the rite spelling...Anyway wishing u guys a happy prosperous new year to each and everyone in our dept.
Been very bz lately....wif lots of opportunities coming my way...ppl say, opportunity knocks only once. I tried to answer every opportunity dat came knocking at my door...but in the process of not wanting to disappoint anyone, I really burnt myself out. But truth is, I am really happy, seriously!!
In order not to confuse anyone, lets juz say....the year of the OX is gonna be a good one for me!! And to be born in the year of the OX some 36 yrs ago, makes it even more meaningful!!!
And rite now, I need to hibernate...to restore the energy before embarking to a brand new year ahead!! Anyway.............enjoy the holidays!!!

Zooryder!!

a happy and prosperous new year to all!
;weic.

WOAH! why so long nobody post anything?!
tian.the blog is rusting :/
sorry,lame :D
goodnight everybody! i'm off to bed!
-tweic-

a very belated gift.hahah.dono how many days back already.
but it's the heart that counts la horrrr.
i collaged this(:
but afew scenes not very clear.the male lead moved too much.the slow camera cant accommodate with him :D hahaha!

goodnight everyonesss!
see you guys in thyehong,8.30am sharp!
happy working!(:

Happy New Yr!!

Yo, ppl!

wish u all a happy new yr..

new yr new beginning..

forget the past and look forward~

leave all the unhappiness behind and smile =D

eLiN~
("v")

Starting of the New Year, get So Angry over this..

Damn it! Ta Ma De, stupid M*********

not enough ppl still wanna sack ppl... F***. Dont noe wat to say, but still, its not what we can control... Just think this is unfair. go dinner to eat good food, then still tell us that economy not good, need to cut pay...

Another idiot thing is the AL lor, wat the hell!

To all tech dept ppl,

Be careful, you will not noe when you are the next select one to kanna pok!
Danger!!!